I've taken a few tweets from liberal @borowitzreport and reversed it. Here's the results!

RT @BorowitzReport BREAKING: Obama trounces Romney in debate, Reports MSNBC. #presdebate 
RT @BorowitzReport Every one of Obama's sentences addressed to Candy Crowley ends with a silent "bitch." #debate 
RT @BorowitzReport Every one of Obama's sentences addressed to Candy Crowley ends with a silent "bitch." #debate 
RT @borowitzreport Obama: fuck mitt romney 
RT @BorowitzReport: I worry that all the "women in binders" jokes from @BorowitzReport will make us forget what an asshole he is!!!   
RT @BorowitzReport Obama: "There's no place more important to me than Israel except Ohio." #debate 
RT @BorowitzReport It took a disaster for some people to realize what a disaster Obama would be.